mother of monsters, goddess of brine.

i want to bite God's thumb off

idk im having a tough week. chewing off God's thumb in frustration? would fix something in me i suppose

shart🙏🏻

the filling in question was chicken

If I was in the elder scrolls universe I'd either get cancelled or cause a political incident by frequently and inadvertently offending Alfiq Khajiit by saying things like "aw little guy!" to like these grown ass merchants and bankers and such

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

Rest in Peace, Mr. Turner

Discussing baby’s future

They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it

Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.

Nintendogs Golden Retriever + Ants

❄️In from the cold❄️

Spongebob & Patrick

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what's not clicking

“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything